Birthday Quotes

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We have birthday quotes for 1st, 13th,16th, 17th,18th, 18, 19th, 20th, 21st, 21, 25th, 30th, 30, fortieth, 40th, 4oth, 40, fiftieth, 50th, 50, 60th, 60, 65th, 70th, 80th, 90th, 100th birthday quotes for use on birthday cards to wish, convey happy birthday wishes or greetings to old friends, kids, children, sister or mother

Jon Bratton

Here is the first batch of birthday friendship messages, sayings, quotations, thoughts or proverbs

birthday quote #1

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have the longer you live!

#2 of the birthday quotes

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

#3,4 and 5 of the birthday quotes

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left

You're at an age when your back goes out more than you do.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

Grey hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life.

Next batch of birthday quotes

Growing up is for trees, stay young have fun!

Classic, Genuine, Antique Person...
They just don't make 'em like this anymore!!

Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Count your age by friends, not years.

Don't regret growing old
....it is a privilege...
denied many...!

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Inside every older person
is a young person
wondering what the hell happened !
Happy Birthday,

It used to be wine, women and song...
now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself- Ubie Blake

birthday quotes

If things get better with age,

Then you are approaching Magnificent.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~ Tom Stoppard

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?
William Shakespeare -

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. - Ogden Nash -

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40

Age isn't important unless you're cheese.

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As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

At your age...
You've got achy, breaky everything !!

At your age...
You've seen it all...you've heard it all...
You've done it all....

You just can't remember it all...

Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art