Wedding Verses

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Henceforth there shall be such a oneness between you,
that when one weeps, the other will taste salt.

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Side by side,
Rarely apart
Hand in hand,
Heart to heart.
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Two souls with but a single thought,
 Two hearts that beat as one.
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Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

Khalil Gibran

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You're a very special couple
You makes the perfect pair
This brings a wish for happiness
In the future you will share.




Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other.
Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth for the other.
Now there is no more loneliness, for each of you will be companion for the other.
Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you.
Go now to your dwelling place to begin the days of your life together.
May your days together be good and long upon the earth.
Apache Blessing

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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

The Bible 1 Corinthians 13. 4-8
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When Adam was lonely,
God created for him, not ten friends,
but one wife.

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A Wedding Day Toast

Eat, drink and be married
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Let the magic begin.
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May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of his hand.

May God be with you and bless you;
May you see your children's children.
May you be poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings,
May you know nothing but happiness
From this day forward.

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home
And may the hand of a friend always be near.

May green be the grass you walk on,
May blue be the skies above you,
May pure be the joys that surround you,
May true be the hearts that love you.

May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.

Irish blessing
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May you cherish these moments
For all of your life
As you step out together
As man and wife.
May the vows that you've taken
Remain true and strong
As you start on life's highway
And journey along.

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Wedding Quotes

Of all the joys of a long happy life,
there's none so precious as the love
between husband and wife.

Some things are simply meant to be,
like finding your soul mate, your heart's destiny.

The beginning of a beautiful forever!

The path to happiness is so narrow
that two cannot walk on it unless they become one. 

When two hearts unite,
The road is short, the burden is light. 

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

It doesn't matter where you go in life, or what you do,
or how much you have, it's who you have beside you.

Love begins in a moment, grows over time, and lasts for eternity.

Marriage is choosing someone again and again to love and to cherish with each new dawn.

Marriage is friendship's highest ideal.

Marriage is love personified. Unknown

Marriage joins two hands to make one heart. 

 
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

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Life with you has been so nice
I'll marry you, not once, but twice
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A Good Wedding Cake.

1lb butter of youth.
4lbs of love.
1lb of good looks,
1lb of sweet temper.
3lb of self forgetfulness.
1lb of pounded wit.
1lb of blindness of faults.
1lb of good humour.
1 tablespoon of sweet argument.
1 pint of rippling laughter.
1 wine glass of common sense.
1oz of modesty.

This invites you to witness
(Name and Name) say ''I Do''
If you wish to give something
Here's a clue for you 
Be it kettle or toaster,
They do have the lot
So rather than give them
Something they've got...
Larger items are needed
And on these they must spend
So cash is appreciated,
Hope this doesn't offend

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As husband and wife
You're on the threshold
Of a wonderful life
Congratulations
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Never go to sleep
On an argument
Just get used to
Going without sleep
For 2 or  3 weeks at a time

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From one spouse to another

I will not love you for the rest of your life...
but for the rest of mine.
Loving you is a wonderful way to spend a lifetime!

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It's simple...I love you with all my heart!
Knowing you'll be in all my tomorrows,
Makes my today so wonderful!

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Let our love be like an arch
two weaknesses learning together to form one strength.

Life is a journey, and I'm so glad we're traveling together!

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Dance through life with me - the best is yet to be.

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From long ago and far away
Love brought us to our wedding day!

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Together is a wonderful place to be.
Two lives - one never-ending love.
We may not have it all together,
But together we have it all.


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 The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Polish Proverb

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman

One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Funny Marriage Poems for the speech of the Best Man or the Father of the Bride    


A businessman boarded a plane to find,
Himself next to a woman, all wrinkled and lined
Wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring
So he asked her about this most beautiful thing.

“This, why this is the Klopman diamond,” she said.
I got it on the day I was wed
It's a beautiful ring but what is worse
It carries with it a terrible curse

He asked “What's the curse that this ring has carried?
She replied “Mr. Klopman. the bastard I married"

JB © 2007

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As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into her husband’s home. 
And put a box on a shelf and told him to leave it alone

For fifty years Uncle Jack did what he was told
Until Aunt Edna was dying ...she was very old 

When putting their affairs in order, the box, he found
Inside were two doilies and fifty thousand pound
 
Aunt Edna said the box was given by her mum and dad
"I was to make a doily each time you drove me mad"

Uncle Jack was so touched, that in half a century
"You've not been mad more than twice at me.

But the fifty thousand pound, what's that doing here?"
"It's what I earned from selling all the doilies, my dear"

JB © 2007

The Flushing Bride
By Emily Walden Emerson

He a desk clerk, her a maid
Of a huge hotel where tourists stayed
He only saw her now and then
But he knew just how their tale should end

He tried and tried to find a time
He could ask her “Please be mine”,
When he could be on bended knee
And speak the most poetic plea
From such a classical position
Could she resist his proposition?

But she was busy, he was shy
And fast the time went by and by
Until she caught another’s eye
And he thought the second man might try

So he knew he must act fast
He’d find her now and ask at last
He searched and searched to no avail
But was determined not to fail

Then he smelled her sweet perfume
Right outside the ladies room
He took some flowers in full bloom
And went in after, to be her groom

Well she was shocked (how would you feel
To see a man approach, then kneel
While you were emptying your bladder
It would be quite an awkward matter)

“Please don’t think it too upsurd
If I could have a little word
I know my timing’s rather bad
But to lose this chance would be more sad
If you’re having trouble concentrating
I’ll wait till you’re through urinating”

“Well”, the maid said, full of dread
“If you must speak then go ahead”
So he bravely took her hand
Took a deep breath and then began

“For so long, I’ve dreamed of this
To propose and then to kiss
I know that you don’t know me well
Ask anything and I will tell
Yes there’s still so much to learn
We’ll have surprises every turn
But as I see you there, upon the throne
The sweetest frown, ever I’ve known
I’ve seen your best and smelled your worst
And still my heart it longs to burst

So take this ring it is a symbol”
She said “It looks just like a thimble.”
He said “Sorry, I had to hurry
The other man, he made me worry.”
“The other man? What nonsense utter,
That man you mean, he is my brother.”

“Your brother? That’s such a relief
But I found courage in my false belief
So here we are, and here’s the ring
Or the closest thing that I could bring
So please say yes, once and for all
Right here and now inside this stall”

Somehow, just then, the ring fell in
“Shall I reach in, or is that a sin?”
“I think it better that you not
It really wasn’t worth a lot”
Then she added, with a blush
“And I haven’t yet a chance to flush”

As you wish, but I’ve no issue
To touch your urine or your tissue
I swear I’d swim in a sea of pee
If that would make you marry me
My Lady, let your heart decide,
Would you consent to be my bride?”

“I can’t resist. That’s so romantic!
And I see that yours is quite gigantic!
I’m speaking of, of course, your heart
For it’s the most important part

So I say yes, I’ll be your bride
You’ve won me with how hard you’ve tried”
They shared a kiss, he smiled wide
For a touch of tongue she had applied

“Please carry me out, if it sounds not dumb
(It’s not for romance, my legs are numb)
One last thing, please don’t place blame
If I might ask, per chance, your name?”

And that’s the story of how they began
The Flushing Bride, and her brave, brave man
And how that day he did trap her
Then and there upon the crapper
(Yes, they lived happy, ever after)